Wednesday, September 16, 2009
The Will Power of Jennifer Anniston
You never know where your next great dieting tip is going to come from! But I, finder-of-great-secrets, am going to disclose it to you, for free!
It's this, and I read it right out of Vogue, or Elle, or one of those similar magazines, and it was straight from her BFF's mouth - Jen, the woman-wonder, can open a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos and eat just one - ONE, a loner, a single-eeee-Do (pronounced 'doe', short for Doe-ritos).
So, with that new-found dieting knowledge, I have been practicing. Yesterday I ate two, because, well, the first one was so amazingly delish that I had to make certain that my taste buds were not speaking with a forked tongue!
And then today... Well, Jen would probably look at me with disdain, but I ate about eight of them. I mean, come on. A tuna sandwich just has to have enough Doritos to cover most of the bites.
So, I might not have the full extent of Jennifer's willpower, but this latest dieting tip has armed me with enough will and power to now munch a little less chips!
Who knows where the next great dieting tip will be discovered! When I find it, I'll pass it on!